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English Movies You Should Never Translate to Tagalog

1. black hawk down – ibong maitim sa ibaba

2. dead man’s chest – dodo ng patay

3. i know what you did last summer – uyy… aminin!

4. love, actually – sa totoo lang, pag-ibig

5. million dollar baby – 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the
exchange rate of the country)

6. the blair witch project – ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair

7. mary poppins – si mariang may putok

8. snakes on a plane – nag-ahasan sa ere

9. the postman always rings twice – ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging
dalawang beses

10. sum of all fears – takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat

11. swordfish – talakitok

12. pretty woman – ganda ng lola mo

13. robin hood, men in tights – si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat

14. four weddings and a funeral – kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal,
mamamatay ka rin

15. the good, the bad and the ugly – ako, ikaw, kayong lahat

16. harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone – adik si harry, tumira ng shabu

17. click – isang pindot ka lang

18. brokeback mountain – may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala
/bumigay sa bundok

19. the day of the dead – ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)

20. waterworld – basang-basa

21. there’s something about mary – may kwan sa ano ni maria

22. employee of the month – ang sipsip

23. resident evil – ang biyenan

24. kill bill – kilitiin sa bilbil

25. the grudge – lintik lang ang walang ganti

26. nightmare before christmas – binangungot sa noche buena

27. never been kissed – pangit kasi

28. gone in 60 seconds – 1 round, tulog

29. the fast and the furious – ang bitin, galit

30. too fast, too furious – kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit

31. dude, where’s my car – dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?

32. beauty and the beast – ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya

33. the lord of the rings – ang alahero

Chinese Names

Born during the night = Andy Lim
Born blind = Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled = Lino Co
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child = Sam Po
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw
Born fat = Bob Uy
Born little = Kathy Ting
Born different = Eva Yan
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born during Sunday = Lyn Go
Born with malice = Mali Sia
Born angry with someone = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Huan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Li
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin
Born ugly = Kaw Yan
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka? = Nath Ting

Easy English - Japanese translations


Most of these Japanese words are adopted by Filipino language.


I'm warning you - makikitamo

Where are we going? - San-batayo?

Stewardees - Oto-san

Is this your car? - Otomoto?

This is my car - Otokoto

Sugar daddy/mommy - Otooto

Is this your property? - Arimoto?

Yes, this is my property - Arikoto

Is this yours? - Sayobato or sayoto?

Is this mine? - Sakinbatu

This is mine - Sakinitu

Can I have it? - Akinato?

You can have it - Sayonato

Can we have it? - Saminato?

You can have it - Sanyonato (plural)

You haven't washed your face - Mimutamatamo

You're so thin! - Kitanabutomo

We saw each other - Kitakami

We had reunion - Kitakitakami

Have a drink before you go - Tomakamuna

That was my assumption - Inakarako

Let's go! - Bachinatayo!

We will boycott the election - Dikamiboboto

Underarm odor - Kirikiripawa

Are you oppressed? - Minamatakaba?

I give up - Sukonako

Ouch! - Araiku!

What life is this - Hainaku

I'm going to leave you - Sawanakosayo

Just take it! - Sayonarang!

Skeleton - purobuto

You look like your mom - kamukamumamamu

You look like your dad - kamukamupapamu

Ugly - kamukamu or kamukanya

Pretty or handsome - kamukaku

Full of monkey - kamukanyo

Are you nervous? - kakabakabakaba?

Are you a loyal customer? - sukikaba?

Later - sakana

I surrender - sukunako

Just surrender - sukukanakasi

Remember? - naaararamo?

I remember - naaararako

Go and work! - ararona!

Can you see? - kitamoba?

I told you - nakitamo?

Let's go to your place - sanyotayo

LET'S LEARN FRENCH

1. TURN - le coup

2. LITER - le true

3. BEHIND - le coud

4. ALMS - le mousse

5. FIVE - le ma

6 . FLY - le pad

7.. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag

8. CONFUSED - le tou

9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag

10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah

11. CITY - ce vou

12. DRUGS - sha vou

13. GOODBYE - va vou

14. MUSICAL BAND - com vou

15. BALD - cal vou

16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup , na coup!!

17. FEATHERS - valahe vou

18. UNCLEAR - ma la vou

19. SINK - lah va vou

20. COCONUT - vou coup

21. OPEN WIDE - vou camou

22. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule

23. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah

24. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou

25. WASHROOM - coup vaetta

26. JAIL - coup lou ngan

27. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu

28. BUGGER - cõup la ngõut

29. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh

30. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa

31. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah

32. TADPOLE - vou teiteh

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