Knock Knock Jokes BY REQUEST


Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CASHEW NUT.
Cashew nut who?
Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…


Knock knock.
Who`s there?
SOLUSYON
Solusyon who?
SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..

who’s there?
RIVERBOAT
RIVERBOAT who?
RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.

who’s there?
AGATHA
AGATHA who?
AGATHA feeling! That tonight’s gonna be a good night

who’s there?
COME BACK TO ME
COME BACK TO ME who?
COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.

who’s there?
SAFARI
SAFARI who?
got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa.

Who’s there?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup.
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight I’mma fight ‘til we see the sunlight!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pikachu
Pikachu who?
Pikachu, I’mma tell you one time.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paniki.
Paniki who?
Oh Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!

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